Look at the birdie!

So, I hear when you have your picture taken on "the outside," people do funny things to make you look like they want you to look. I hear they talk about cheese. Well, today, the nurse didn't do anything funny before she took my picture, but she did knock me around with the camera. I mean, come on. I'm a stinkin baby. You don't need to poke me with the camera to get me to move. Just ask. And say please...